Meet George W. Bush


Lord of Elocution


"They misunderestimated me."

-- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000



Prince of Darkness

"...in order for people to give me sound advice, that information not oughta be public."

-- March 1, 2002 (in reference to the U.S. General Accounting Office's lawsuit)



Champion of Liberty...

"There ought to be limits to freedom."

-- in reference to a web site lampooning him



... And Religious Tolerance

"I think it's fine, as long as it's Christian prayers. Anything else is un-American."

-- George W. Bush [commenting on prayers at school football games]



A Man of Convictions

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."

-- George W. Bush, Rome, July 22, 2001