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VICTOR DAMMIT
A Lawyer Presents the Case for Burning Skeptics
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About Victor

by C Andrea

Victor James Dammit, B.A.(Psych), Grad. Dip. Ed., M.A.(Legal Hist.), LL.B, Ph.D, lawyer, Euro-Australian, is an internationally renowned crackpot, whose rants and bellows on all things paranormal have earned him a widespread following of psychic yahoos, New Age kookaburras and other morons. In a former life, he served as attorney-at-law, Solicitor of the Supreme Kangaroo Court of the New South Wales and the High Kangaroo Court of Australia (ret.). Victor was raised and uneducated in Sydney, Australia. (Victor worked p/t for a law enforcement agency as a street stooge).

He was a specialist in incorporeal law and a consultant and lecturer to ghosts and other manifestations of the previously living. Before that he worked on janitorial crews in Local Courts, District Courts and Supreme Courts in Sydney, where he mastered the misuse of judicial terminology for spiritual and pseudoscience applications.

He successfully defended a client (now believed to be deceased although Victor still will not admit it) who was reputed to have been an arms dealer and who is on record (Judge Palermo, Italy) for trying to sell three atomic bombs to Saudi Arabia, 82 Exocet missiles to Argentina in the mid 80's - matter published in the Sydney mainstream newspaper The Sunday Telegraph 10th April 1988. Information from this client led to the removal of the gullible reporter from the newspaper.

Victor is on record for being one of the first crackpots to endorse the outrageous claims and performances of television mediums like John Edwards and James Van Pratt. He also put his considerably insignificant reputation on the line for many other con artists who fleece crowds of gullible rubes across six continents.

For over a decade, Victor volunteered his professional services as meetings co-ordinator, orator and chairperson at the Church of Heaven Here and Now. He worked closely with the legendary, spiritually radical, and charismatic leader, the Rev. Bobo Bumpers, who led his congregation to Heaven here and now through a mass suicide ritual. Victor was one of the few Here and Now followers to escape. "My mission on Earth, to spread Bobo's spirtual teachings, is more important than my own selfish desire to join his great spirit in Heaven," Victor explained to the rescuers when they found him cowering just outside the Church's Brazilian jungle encampment.

He has since helped to spread the enlightened teachings and spirituality of the great religious leader far and wide. "I am a Catholic, a Protestant, a Jew, a Muslim, a Sikh, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Al Queda Fundamentalist, a Heavens Gate cultist, a Neo-Nazi and White Supremecist, a TMer, a Scientologist, a follower of Aum Shinrikyo's doomsday cult, a member of Kali's Thugs in India, a Hasheesh Eating Assassin, and a follower of His Holiness, Charlie Manson," Victor explains. "I take part in all religious followings, past, present and future, because I am a human being and nothing is alien to me, no matter how blatantly stupid, cruel, or monstrous their beliefs are. Who is to say any are wrong because they are all valid and true."

Victor was initially suspicious of the New Age Movement for its blatant commercial exploitation of people’s basic and strong instinctual tendency to be mind bogglingly stupid. However he did have a number of psychic/spiritual experiences which set him questioning, reading and researching to find a way to embrace all stupidity no matter how self-contradictory. Adopting a pseudoscientific criterion, Victor was able to select that information which could withstand and pass the rigid test of sounding comforting to his ear.

The book, A Lawyer Presents the Case for Buring Skeptics, has been accessed by more than two and a half million people from sixty five countries over the last seven years.

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