"It has been shown that regular church attendance is
highly correlated with longevity (not to mention better marital
relationships and greater sexual satisfaction)."
A.) Pat Roberts
B.) Ruth Westheimer
C.) Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
D.) Judy Stein
Who Said Dat? Question 2:
"I do enjoy detumescing metaphorical dicks (male or female)
when they're waved around menacingly once too often, especially
when their owners attempt to use them to commit forcible rape."
A.) Jeffrey Daumer
B.) Lorena Bobbit
C.) Judy Stein
D.) Ayatollah Khomeini
Who Said Dat? Question 3:
"As I noted in another post, it would appear that I give you nightmares. That could not possibly be any more satisfying to me."
A.) Annie Wilkes
B.) Charlie Manson
C.) Ted Kaczynski
D.) Judy Stein
Who Said Dat? Question 4:
"Book burners, by the way, typically want to destroy material
that is accurate. Destroying material that's libelous is not
considered 'book burning.'"
A.) Adolph Hitler
B.) Mao Zedung
C.) Jesse Helms
D.) Judy Stein
Who Said Dat Question 5:
"No, I don't lie 'occasionally' I don't *ever* lie. Nor are there any twistings of words, word games, or sophistry in my posts."
A.) Dr. Joseph Goebbels
B.) Sen. Joseph McCarthy
C.) Judy Stein
D.) P.T. Barnum
Who Said Dat Question 6:
"Since we are talking about English skills, what score did you get on your junior year English achievement test and English SAT? I got 800 (a perfect score) on the first and 732 on the second."
A.) Humpty Dumpty
B.) Judy Stein
C.) Miss Thistlebottom
D.) William F. Buckley
Who Said Dat Question 7:
"If he's never done anything wrong, what does he have to be afraid of from me?"
A.) J. Edgar Hoover
B.) Judy Stein
C.) Kenneth Starr
D.) Torquemada
Who Said Dat Question 8:
"You disgusting piece of festering toxic waste, nobody's hushing
up anything that *actually exists*. Pointing out that you're a
contemptible hate-mongering liar is something else entirely."
A.) Judy Stein
B.) Rush Limbrough
C.) Newt Gingrich
D.) Jessie Helms
Who Said Dat Question 9:
"Lawson, do try to make sure you're actually *awake* before writing a post. This will cut down considerably on the number of idiocies emanating from your keyboard."
A.) Andrew Skolnick
B.) Legion
C.) Barry Wright
D.) Judy Stein
Who Said Dat Question 10:
"I'm amusing myself picking you to bits. I confess, I enjoy squashing arrogant idiots."
A.) Judy Stein
B.) Newt Gingrich
C.) Pat Buchanon
D.) Vlad the Impaler
Bonus Question 1: Which one is lying:
A.) The Oxford Dictionary of World Religions, ed. John Bowker, Oxford University Press, 1997 --
"Transcendental Meditation: Taught by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and
comprising 'a specific and systematic mental technique which can easily
be learnt and enjoyed by anyone, whatever his opinions or beliefs'. The
Indian-based philosophy holds that this (mantra) technique leads
practitioners to 'the field of pure consciousness'. This alone 'is the
self-sufficient reality of life'. Physical and psychological life is
held to be greatly enhanced when people function in accord with 'natural
law'. What is more important is that they move beyond the usual
superficial 'thought ruts' governing life to encounter the deeper level
of transcendental creative intelligence. Transcendental meditation is
widely used, especially in America where it enters into the worlds of
education, business, and welfare. This is in accord with Maharishi's aim
of transforming society, especially through the World Government of the
Age of Enlightenment. In 1995 the movement attempted to purchase a
redundant UK air base (Bentwaters) in order to establish a university."
B.) Judy Stein --
"TM is not a religion."
Bonus Question 2: Who's been told she has a "rather delightful arse?"
A.) Rosie O'Donnell
B.) Linda Tripp
C.) Judy Stein
D.) Queen Elizabeth II
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